Andrew Carlton Olivo
Andrew Carlton Olivo

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I always thought having your own website was unbearably pretentious.

I just found out that I’m unbearably pretentious.

Socials

Unfortunately, this digital age and the proliferation of social networks has made some form of personal index an absolute necessity. So, without further ado… 

Stalk Me Effectively

I understand the difficulty of holding a decent conversation without having the advantage of knowing at least a minuscule amount about the other person. As a service to all, I offer the following collection of essential trivia which will allow us to chat like some decent, entirely normal human beings.

 

Work Stuff I’ve Done

Attorney
Olivo PLLC (2-5 person firm)
Carrollton, Texas
May 2011 to present

Music Seller/Lead
Barnes & Noble Booksellers
Denton and Frisco, Texas
Aug 2002 to Aug 2007

Gate Agent II (T)
American Airlines
DFW Airport, Texas
Nov 2000 to Dec 2001

Student Attorney
St. Mary’s University
San Antonio, Texas
Aug 2009 to May 2010

Summer Counselor
Boys & Girls Town
Omaha, Nebraska
Sep 2014 to Dec 2014

 

The Funny Part is that I’m a Terrible Student

J.D.
St. Mary’s University
Fall 2007 to Spring 2010

Pg.Cert. Nuclear Deterrence
Harvard University
Spring 2016 to Spring 2018

Cambridge Summer Programme
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Summer 2000

A.M. International Relations (in progress)
Harvard University Extension School

B.A. Political Science
University of North Texas
Fall 2000 to Summer 2007

Diploma with Honors
Dallas Jesuit College Prep
Fall 1996 to Spring 2000

Talent Identification Program
Duke University
Way Too Long Ago

 

Other Stuff

Texas SuperLawyers Rising Star
2020

College of Arts & Sciences Development Board (emeritus)
University of North Texas
    
Member, St. Ignatius Legacy Society
Jesuit College Preparatory School of Dallas

Member
Alumni Associations of St. Mary’s University School of Law, Harvard University Extension School, University of North Texas, Jesuit College Preperatory School of Dallas… and Space Camp.

Member
College of the State Bar of Texas

Alumni Association Board (emeritus)
University of North Texas Alumni Association

Member, 1890 Society
University of North Texas

Member
World Affairs Council of Dallas-Ft. Worth

 

Good Discussion Topics

International Relations

College Football

Global Thermonuclear War

Travel

Space

Constitutional Law

Aviation

Philosophy

Futurism

 

Shameful Indulgences

Star Trek
Yes all of them, get over yourself. Yes, even TAS.

The Elder Scrolls
If you don’t know what this is, run.

Godzilla
If three giant angry animals are fighting, don’t get in the way. Let them fight.

Men’s Figure Skating
Please don’t ask.

 

Yes I’m Published

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Quotes

“Just when you think you’ve got it all sorted out, that’s when the ever-looming specter of fuck-ups will strike. Remember Sigurd the Mighty.”
— Tom Phillips, Author of Humans: A Brief History of How We F*cked It All Up
“M’aiq speaks the truth, except for when he doesn’t. With you, always the truth.”
— M'aiq the Liar, a known liar
“If we’re going to be damned, let’s be damned for what we really are.”
— Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, notable French Englishman
“How will the Party Congress be opened?’ ‘The delegates will be asked to stand while the members of the Politburo are carried in.”
— Still one of the best Soviet jokes.

Contact

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